I swear that I work with a bunch of thieves - refrigerator thieves, that is.
Back in the winter I had a few (labeled) Lean Cuisine meals stolen.
Recently I had put a small tub of Philadelphia Cream Cheese in the fridge, in a drawer, clearly labeled with my name. I brought in a wheat bagel for lunch today, so I toast it and pull my schmear out of the fridge. Lo and behold - It's almost empty! There's barely enough cream cheese for a bagel!! I had only used it one other time - someone is taking my cream cheese. If they had asked, maybe it wouldn't bother me so much. It just seems so rude, especially since my name is on it.
Oh the horror.